2011 Rapture

So the "day" of judgement has passed. It took five months, but the "day" has finally passed. Well actually, the "day" ended yesterday. I just completely forgot about it, since, you know, a five month day and all.

So it turns out that all of the hysterical hype about the rapture back in May was for nothing. But then most of the people banging on about were probably like me and didn't realise that the day would in fact last five months instead of the usual 24 hours, as, you know, makes total sense. So it's little wonder that the zombie apocalypse didn't take place when everyone expected.

Apparently, pranksters should've left their clothes lying on the street yesterday instead.

And now we should probably be on the lookout for zombies now that the "day" of the judgement has passed we should probably be on the lookout for hordes of maruading zombies. Unless of course this apocalypse isn't the zombie producing apocalypse.

Still, anyone who went missing in the last five months could be said to have been raptured. They proved themselves holy and pure and all that shiz. I can't say that I'm surprised by the lack of raptured people. We're all a pretty sinful lot ... not that it's hard to sin by the standards God has set out for us if Dante's Inferno is anything to go by.

Now we sit back and wait and see if the last five months was in fact the "day" of judgement and the apocalypse is now nigh or if it's been like many of the other raptures of the past.