Friday, May 20, 2011

The Zombie Apocalypse

Ok, so I've been thinking about about the possible upcoming Zombie Apocalypse, and I have a question; Where the hell did the zombies come from?!

All of the fundamentalist Christians who believe the end of the world is so nigh that it's tomorrow all believe that they will be raptured and saved from the shit storm that will be taking place on earth.

That's simple enough to understand. That's basically what every self respecting Christain believes what will take place when the rapture happens.

But some of the crazy fundamentalists seem to also think that there will be a Zombie Apocalypse, which everyone on Twitter has latched onto for shits and giggles.

As I have already asked, where the hell did these zombies of the apocalypse come from?

Are they the souless bodies of the raptured? Is it some sick and twisted joke of the Devil's. Or is it just Jesus being petty and punishing all of the non believers further before the Devil makes his appearance?

It's just that the Zombie Apocalypse comes from nowhere, and has nothing to get the zombie ball rolling.

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