OMG!

I'm some sort of magical person with special access to some powerful magical force within the universe! Or at least that's what Tara is saying ... and I don't know how this is supposed to help her convince me to pay for her pyschic services; why would I need to pay for something that I can apparently do myself?

Although, maybe I should give Tara some compensation for revealing my apparent Jedi powers to me. I doubt I would've figured that out by myself.

Maybe Jedi isn't the right term to use, since they seem to have an immediate result when they put their mind to something. According to Tara I have to have patience and let whatever it is I want to happen to happen in it's own time ... which is probably why I would never have figured out that I have some kind of awesome, albeit weak, Jedi powers.

But still, if I really do have a connection with the Supreme Vibration, which is apparently the real power in the universe, then it's not something to sniff at ... even if I wish it was a little stronger within me so that I could be a little more like a real Jedi and be able to perform mind tricks and lift things with my mind.

Although, there was nothing in Tara's email that said that I couldn't do any of this stuff. All she said is that I just have to focus on a realistic and attainable goal. I doubt that Jedi's are able to instantly lift things with their minds. So maybe I should give this a try and start small and gradually work my way up to throwing things across the room without lifting a finger.

After all, as Tara said, The Supreme Vibration is within me.

Tara May be More Than a Mere Pyschic and She Wants a Thank You

At least I think she does. Her latest email implies that she does ... or maybe she just means I'll be able to say "thank you" to the universe, because apparently all my problems will soon be a bad memory.

Although she did sound a little cut that I haven't replied to any of her emails and paid for any of her pyschic voodoo services.

I get the impression that she may well give up on me unless I reply to this email.

There may well be no more updates pertaining to Tara in the future.

Not that Tara is giving up without a fight; all of my problems that will soon just be a bad memory will only become a reality unless I read the information she has given me.

And after reading through some of the information that she has sent me, I can't help by think that Tara isn't a pyschic at all ... which isn't new. I think most of my posts about Tara have implied my sceptism about her and her pyschic powers.

However, if she has the power to manipulate the way the universe so that I can experience periods of good luck the way she says she does, then I am forced to conclude that Tara is in fact some sort of demi god.

A demi god who wants to be paid ... I guess even demi gods have to pay the rent and bills.

Still, since my bad luck seems to be at an end, I don't think I'll be paying Tara to do her voodoo pyschic thing. She seems happy to do it for me free of charge when I don't reply to her emails. So I think I'm going to stick with the way things currently are ... risky with a demi god, I know, but nothing bad has come of it so far.

Still, I'm not a complete fool. If Tara wants a "thank you" from me, then I will give it to her. After all, I don't want to piss off of demi god too much.

So, thank you, Tara. I'm sure you have been a great help to me these past few (or many) months.

More Concern From Tara

So Tara is still concerned about me, or say her email to me says.

It's the same old story;

She wasn't planning on working late and was putting away files. She picked up my file and immediately had some kind of premonitory vision about me, and had to contact me as soon as possible so that I can fill in my request for a sensorial vision study and a ritual of ultimate protection.

If whatever she saw was that pressing and urgent, then she would've done the ritual voodoo stuff on my behalf without waiting for me to maybe fill in the request form. The lack of permission hasn't stopped her from doing so in the past ... plus she also has a file on me ... I don't know why though. I havn't actually used her pyschic services.

It's not like I'm going to object to getting some extra good karma sent my way ... especially if it's free good karma.

Tara then goes on with the same old fear mongering she always uses when she wants me to pay for some pyschic reading by indicating that I could become disgustingly rich if I pay for her to do her readings on me. If don't I miss out on becoming disgustingly rich.

Yeah, that old sales pitch. It hasn't worked in the past, and I don't foresee it working in the future ... but then, Tara is the pyschic not me.

But that little sales pitch does really lessen the impression that she's truly concerned about me ... which I'm sure she is: concerned about not getting my hard earned from me!

Tara Has to Help Me Make the Right Choice

It's been awhile since I wrote about Tara and her crazy messages. Mainly because she was starting to repeat herself and say the same thing.

It got boring.

I got bored.

But after reading the subject line of her latest email I couldn't resist having a looking at what she had to say.

I have to help you make the right choice, Emma.

Sounds kind of forbidding, right.

I mean, is she going to force me to make the "right choice" at the point of her pyschic sword?

Or is she going to invade my dreams Inception style and make me think that paying for her pyschic readings is a good idea and something that I should do asap?

That's a scary thought ... although if I seriously thought that this was a real threat, I'd be out getting lessons on how to protect myself from such an invasion in a flash.

But luckily I don't.

And it seems that to force me to make the "right choice" Tara only plans on using her words ... thus proving that she's really not a good pyschic, otherwise she'd know that her words won't force me to do anything.

Hell, you don't have to be a pyschic to realise that Tara's words aren't going to force me to do anything. If her words were really that powerful, then they would've already done their magic on me and I'd be a paying customer of Tara's.

Then there's the fact that Tara's words, these words that are supposed to force me to make the "right choice" are just the same old words that she has used in all of her previous emails to me.

That ain't gonna fly.

She really should've put in the effort and used different words this time around.

September's Good Newsletter

I've only really skimmed through Tara's good newsletter for September, but it sounds like the most helpful newsletter thus far;why it's better to trust in your astrological sign than questioning everything that happens, why it's better to be unemployed, being the master of your dreams and finally who's responsible for the multilation of livestock.

So, according to Tara, my astrological sign can help me solve so many problems, and open doors for me. I'm (like so many people) just aren't taking advantage of my astrological sign and reaping the benifits.

Apparently to reap the benifits of my astrological star sign, I should start embodying the key charactistics if I don't already.

So I basically have to stop being myself and start being fake to be able to take adavantage of my astrological star sign ...

It's always so refreshing to be told to stop being yourself if you want to be successful. Like being yourself is an automatic fail in life.

Ok, so I'm going to admit that when I wrote about it being better to be unemployed earlier, it was before I had read too deeply into this month's newsletter. I really couldn't care less about the woman in Tara's example or how it is actually better to be unemployed than it is to be employed.

But then, I'm not a pyschic, so maybe the mystery of this while forever escape me.

Although, from what I can gather, things seem to work more perfectly when unemployed. I guess that's why unemployed people don't bang on about how great life is when living off the pittance the government hands out to the needy.

After all, if everybody knew about how easy life is when unemployed, everybody would be unemployed instead of being foolish and working.

But this being said, I'm clearly doing the whole unemployed thing wrong; my life isn't all that easy and I can't help but suspecting it would be a lot easier if I were actually employed.

But like I said earlier, I'm no pyschic. So maybe the mystery and truth about this situation is once again escaping me.

I don't think I need to cover lucid dreaming. Either you can do lucid dream or you can't. But lucid dreams aren't as good as the non-lucid dreams. The craziness of normal dreams is just fantastic!

And now I'm onto the topic that has been causing me so much concern; my livestock and what has been mutilating them.

I don't know about you, but I'm despairing about how much my livestock gets mutilated so often. It's just so depressing.

Ok, so I also skimmed through this part of Tara's newsletter. But from what I saw, she doesn't offer any new answers; the mutilation is the work of aliens, extra terrestials or UFO's (which apparently are all completely different). There's nothing about the whole natural thing about natural predators and/or weird weather conditions that make dead bosies appear like they've been mutilated.

Although, it does appear that pyschics believe in aliens ... So I have learned something today.

Interesting New Development

Tara doesn't want to insist, but she just doesn't understand why I havn't taken the uniquie opportunity she's offered me, especially since there's absolutely no risk to me.

Well, I don't want to contradict, but that's basically all Tara does; insist, insist, insist.

And also, there is a very slight risk to me if I do choose to recite the incantations she's sent to me; there's a very, very, very remote chance that the Christians are onto something, and I could end up feeling the full force of God's wrath if I do go through with these incantations.

But this leads me to the interesting new development that you've read all about.

Tara seems to know that I haven't yet recited those incantations that she sent me last week. I mean, sure, she could've just got lucky sending me the correct mass email. But for someone who wants to pass themself off as a pyschic, this seems like a risky and incrediably foolish move.

So that leads me to believe that maybe Tara might indeed be the real deal. But as I've been saying ever since she sent me them, I won't actually know until after I've recited these bloody incantations.

Although, that being said, I really don't appreciate Tara trying to scare me in reciting them; If you exit this page, you’ll be condemned to living in the negative atmosphere that surrounds you now, Emma.

Kind of sounds very threatening to me.

Maybe, if Tara is the real deal, she's the one surrounding me with all of this negativity.

That still makes her a fraud if that's the case.

Falling Money

I got another message from Tara, this time saying that a large sum of money should soon be falling into my lap.

I certainly hope she's right!

How nice would it be to be just sitting there, minding your own business when suddenly BAM! A large sum of money just suddenly lands on your lap?

Very nice indeed.

Unfortunately not very probable. Otherwise everyone would just sit around, minding their own business and waiting for the money to fall.

But then, maybe that's the secret to success; the truly successful and rich just sat around and suddenly a large sum of money just landed in their lap, and they lied about it not wanting their secret to get out to the rest of the world.

Doubt it though.

And just as I thought, there's more to it than just sitting around, minding my own business and having that large sum of money landing in my lap. There's formulations of power involved.

But Tara swears that they'll completely transform my destiny ... maybe my half baked theories about how the rich and successful became that way was more on the mark than I thought.

Tara is promising me that I'll never have to worry about my financial situation ever again if I just trust her and accept her help. So that large sum of money must be very large indeed, or another large sum of money will fall into my lap whenever my funds start to run low.

Either way, it sounds very nice.

But I'm not sure that it sounds realistic enough for me to pay some fraudulant pyschic.

I guess that's why she's sent me those incantations again. Maybe she's hoping that I'll repeat these incantations and get the proof I desire.

Something Serious

Even though I was led to believe that Tara could no longer help me after the 8th of August, she's still messaging me, promising me that she can still help me with her pyschic voodoo.

This time something serious is going to happen to me in the next few days. I can't avoid it, and it's going to lead to profit or loss.

While, I'm not sure that if I like or dislike the fact that this something serious is unavoidable, I do like the idea of profiting from it.

Although, to be able to profit from it, I'm probably going to have to pay Tara.

That being said, I'm pretty sure that I've read that message from Tara before. It's looking pretty familiar. But then, that might have something to do with the free of charge Astral Luck Activator. With it, I'll be able to harness the power of good luck for seven days (and I was just saying how my supernatural ability, if I had one, would be to twist probability in my favour).

It'll also help me break free of the bad luck that's been plaguing me so much lately (her words). But then, if it allows me to harness the power of good luck, I already kind of assumed that it would help me break free of bad luck. I really didn't need Tara to point that out to me.

Although I wasn't aware that the Astral Luck Activator allows me to thwart the malevolent influences that have been blocking me from my Destiny ... those bastards!

However, I don't think that I'll be able to gain access to my free of charge Astral Luck Activator. Included with it, is the Three Secrets Formulas of Power. And Tara wants me to pay for those. She also wants me to get my Astral Luck Activator tied in with the Three Secrets of Power.

No Astral Luck Activator for Emma then, I guess.

I'll be facing this something serious without the help of a good luck harnesser. Without it, I won't be able to shake free of the veil of negativity that's surrounding me.

Woe is me.

Oh!

Apparently this something serious is serious enough, and the veil of negativity bad enough, that Tara has actually decided to give me the Astral Luck Activator free of charge (like she said) and not tied in with the Three Secret Formulas of Power.

That'll teach me to start writing before completely reading the whole thing!

But yay me! I can now face this something serious with the good luck harnesser ... oh, wait. It requires me to touch it and repeat an incantation.

Simple enough, right?

But the repeating of the incantation needs to be done with conviction and belief. I may struggle with that aspect.

Though, if it works and I suddenly find that I do have the power to harness good luck, Tara may have a new believer in me ... unless she keeps on insisting that there's trouble in my love life as well. That kind of confirms my theory that Tara isn't quite as pyschic as she would have us believe.

But as wonderful and magical as the Astral Luck Activator is, it seems to only be a temporary thing. Tara needs my authorisation (that hasn't stopped her from performing voodoo magic on my behalf before) to perform a secret ritual of High Magic.

Apparently this piece of High Magic is something only a real medium can perform. So I guess if I do decide to give her my authorisation (which I may just do if I don't hvae to pay) to perform it and it works, I'll have even more proof that Tara is the real deal.

But I'm pretty suspicious of the whole thing. I still remained convinced that Tara the Pyschic is nothing more than a scam.

Big Surprise for Me

I'm supposed to be focusing on the story I'm currently working on. But a short attention span and the fact that I was stuffing my face with an early midnight snack has ensured thatI ended up checking out my facebook, twitter and email accounts.

I just don't like typing when I'm eating. I struggle to type effectively one handed, and typing one handed distracts me from my story.

So that's how I ended up reading Tara's latest message to me.

As you've probably guessed, I have a big surprise in store for me;

Maybe Tara is pyschic after all: she seems to have finally read my mind, and has done some special ritual just for me that should greatly change my financial situation and my love life.

Yeah, apparently she's going to be focusing on my love life as well my finances from now on ... and suddenly I'm beginning to doubt Tara's pyschic credibility again.

But still. I should be really greatful for her efforts with this special ritual. It did require a lot of concentration and took hours to complete.

And now I've just got to sit back and wait for that incrediable something to happen to me ... except that this ritual thing is tied in with the Three Secret Formulas of Power, which I need to pay for.

So I'm thinking I'm not going to benefit from the ritual Tara did after all.

Also thinking that maybe Tara isn't quite as good at mind reading as I said she was at the beginning of this.

Oh well. Back to writing my short story.

Beneficial Thought Time

Even though she can't apparently help me no longer (I missed our window of opportunity for that), I'm apparently still on Tara's mailing list; I get her beneficial thoughts sent to me.

How thoughtful of her.

Even though Tara can't help me out at this time, she's still going to give me the benefit of her thoughts.

I wonder if there's pyschic magic that will mean that she's still somehow helping me. Maybe then I'll actually land this Ticketek job.

I somehow doubt it though.

After all, the message is all about money, and how I'd be foolish not to want it, because it's bad an unnecessary.

Well, I think Tara just showed that she's very clearly not a pyschic; any real pyschic would know that I happen to be all about money, and that I don't think it'd bad or unnecessary. In fact, I'm all too aware that money is very necessary.

But then, maybe this is just a generic email sent out to everyone on Tara's mailing list.

Still, a real pyschic would've changed the message just to seem a little more authentic ... at least to me.

Tara then goes on to remind me that while money does make life a hell of a lot easier, I shouldn't make it my whole life.

Well, duh! Not only does money make life easier and more comfortable, but it also allows me to buy all those nice, shiney things I want. Plus if I had more money, then I'd be able to afford to pay for a nice holiday.

I'm pretty sure my life is all about these purchases, not the money.

But then, I think Tara means that I shouldn't just be hoarding away all my hard earned and never spending any more of it than I have to ... once again, I'm all about the spending of money. I've never understood people who work so hard for their money and then refuse to enjoy it, choosing, instead to hide it under their mattress or in a book or wherever they choose to hide it.

Seriously, what is the point?

Tara then finishes her beneficiary thought by hinting (rather storngly) that if I really want to start making money, I should stop stop focusing on trying to make it and instead focus on what I'd like to do with it if I had it.

That doesn't work. It just makes me sad that I can't buy all those nice shiney things I want. I think I have to focus on how to make it instead of what I'd do with it.

So, with that in mind, my fingers are crossed that I get an interview for the Ticketek job, and that I wow them and get myself a job there. Then I won't have to imagine what I'd do with money if I had it.

Today is the Day

A few days ago Tara sent me another message, questioning why I hesitated just as I was about to make a big, important decision. She said that after 11th August she won't be able to help me.

Well, that's today.

I wonder if she'll keep her word and not send me anymore messages after today. I figure that since she will no longer be able to help me after this date, there really is no reason why she'd want to message me ... oh, accept that she's firmly committed to helping me. I guess that's reason enough for her to keep messaging me.

But she's really making this message count; it's all doom and gloom unless I accept her help and let her show me the light or whatever.

Oh No!

Apparently I have until 8 August to make a decision and take action or it'll be too late.

Tara has me quivering in my blue bed socks!

But since the event that she's talking about is inscribed in my astral chart and is going to happen no matter what, I don't see what all the fuss is about.

Maybe she wants me to accept her hand of help and learn the 12 Secrets of Power from her so that I can maximise the benefits of this event.

Yeah, I'm sure that's it. Tara has my best interests at heart and doesn't want to scam me out of my money and possibly steal my account details while she's at it. She just wants me to stop being a passive witness to my life, and learn the 12 Secrets of Power ... I assume these secrets are like the pyschic version of the Limitless pills.

And once again, she ends her message with the ultimatum of "Act now before it's too late and you miss out on the happiness you deserve."

She really needs a new ultimatum. After reading the same one every four or so message, it really doesn' affect me at all ... which should clearly indicate to Tara that she needs new material. She's not a very good pyschic.

Well Now

I honestly don't know what to make of Tara's latest message to me.

For one thing, her previous messages had led me to believe that she was quite worried about me and my future happiness. But apparently, I totally misread those messages, because unless I accept her hand of friendship or help or whatever, she's going to start to become very worried about me.

So all of her concern in the last messages was either in my imagination or fake.

Not exactly the best way to convince me to hand over my money.

But then, she does make a very good arguement about why I should hand over my money in the next paragraph; I could be one of those lucky few who succeed at everything they do, have everything in life and are truly happy.

That's a pretty good selling point for the 12 Secrets of Power.

Although I was under the impression that you can't buy happiness. But I guess that's a lie that those lucky few who already have the 12 Secrets of Power want us to believe. Those bastards.

And it's not like happiness even costs all that much; only $19.95. But since payment also involves handing over my account details to some stranger and her website, I think I may just wait until I don't have to before buying happiness.