Tara May be More Than a Mere Pyschic and She Wants a Thank You

At least I think she does. Her latest email implies that she does ... or maybe she just means I'll be able to say "thank you" to the universe, because apparently all my problems will soon be a bad memory.

Although she did sound a little cut that I haven't replied to any of her emails and paid for any of her pyschic voodoo services.

I get the impression that she may well give up on me unless I reply to this email.

There may well be no more updates pertaining to Tara in the future.

Not that Tara is giving up without a fight; all of my problems that will soon just be a bad memory will only become a reality unless I read the information she has given me.

And after reading through some of the information that she has sent me, I can't help by think that Tara isn't a pyschic at all ... which isn't new. I think most of my posts about Tara have implied my sceptism about her and her pyschic powers.

However, if she has the power to manipulate the way the universe so that I can experience periods of good luck the way she says she does, then I am forced to conclude that Tara is in fact some sort of demi god.

A demi god who wants to be paid ... I guess even demi gods have to pay the rent and bills.

Still, since my bad luck seems to be at an end, I don't think I'll be paying Tara to do her voodoo pyschic thing. She seems happy to do it for me free of charge when I don't reply to her emails. So I think I'm going to stick with the way things currently are ... risky with a demi god, I know, but nothing bad has come of it so far.

Still, I'm not a complete fool. If Tara wants a "thank you" from me, then I will give it to her. After all, I don't want to piss off of demi god too much.

So, thank you, Tara. I'm sure you have been a great help to me these past few (or many) months.

Tara Has to Help Me Make the Right Choice

It's been awhile since I wrote about Tara and her crazy messages. Mainly because she was starting to repeat herself and say the same thing.

It got boring.

I got bored.

But after reading the subject line of her latest email I couldn't resist having a looking at what she had to say.

I have to help you make the right choice, Emma.

Sounds kind of forbidding, right.

I mean, is she going to force me to make the "right choice" at the point of her pyschic sword?

Or is she going to invade my dreams Inception style and make me think that paying for her pyschic readings is a good idea and something that I should do asap?

That's a scary thought ... although if I seriously thought that this was a real threat, I'd be out getting lessons on how to protect myself from such an invasion in a flash.

But luckily I don't.

And it seems that to force me to make the "right choice" Tara only plans on using her words ... thus proving that she's really not a good pyschic, otherwise she'd know that her words won't force me to do anything.

Hell, you don't have to be a pyschic to realise that Tara's words aren't going to force me to do anything. If her words were really that powerful, then they would've already done their magic on me and I'd be a paying customer of Tara's.

Then there's the fact that Tara's words, these words that are supposed to force me to make the "right choice" are just the same old words that she has used in all of her previous emails to me.

That ain't gonna fly.

She really should've put in the effort and used different words this time around.

I Blame Tara

This last week I've been suffering insomnia a lot worse than normal. I don't think I've ever stayed up all night in a month as I have this week. It hasn't been fun.

I really didn't think anything of it at first. I've gone a night without sleep in the past. Even if it hasn't been to the same extent as this week. Usually, I'd be so tired and worn out from the one sleepless night, the for the rest of the week I'd be able to get some sleep.

Not this week.

And after reading Tara's last email to me, I think I have found out why this week I just haven't been able to sleep.

Tara put some kind of voodoo magic spell on me to prevent me from sleeping.

You've read her email to me. And you'll probably agree with me that she sounded offended that I hadn't reached back to her.

Well, I did just that and read her readings on me. It was just the usual psychic mumbo jumbo trying to tempt me to buy a proper reading from her by appealing to my hopes, fears and greed. But she also explained why she was reaching out to me; she heard my cry for help on the Astral plain, and that when she went over a list of names (what the hell is she doing with a list of random people's names?), she was instantly drawn to my name (and what the hell is my name doing on her list?).

So, I can only conclude my cries for help on the Astral plain have been keeping her awake at night. And out of frustration she has cursed me to not sleep anymore so that she can sleep peacefully.

Hopefully that changes soon.

I reached out to her.

I read her initial readings on me.

I was even prepared to get her free greater horoscope for me until I realized that I was going to have to pay for it.

From her readings, she should know better than anyone else that I can't afford to pay for a greater horoscope reading.