The Monster Under the Bed is Still Very Real!

Last night the heating was left on a very high setting. That would be my fault since I was the last one to go to bed and completely forgot about turning down the heat settings (but that's what happens when the central heating system is completely silent).

So needless to say with the doona covering me it got very, very warm in bed last night. And when I woke up in the middle of the night I was very alarmed to find that my arm was hanging over the edge of the bed. I quickly pulled it back under the doona, to safety.

It was only then that I realised just how hot it was.

The heating needed to be turned down.

And yet I had no desire to leave my bed and turn it down. It's not like it was warm under the doona and the rest of the house was freezing cold. Thanks to the heating, the house was actually rather toasty warm.

No, my hesitation came from the fear of the monster under my bed. My arm had been dangling over the edge of my bed, tempting the thing, letting it know that I was easy prey.

The fact that the monster hadn't yet grabbed me and dragged me under the bed to its lair meant nothing. It was just waiting for the ideal time. Like, for instance, when I get out of bed to turn down the heating. Then it would have no problem grabbing my foot and dragging me down. It would be much harder for me to struggle free.

The fact that I outgrew this fear, that I know there is no monster under the bed meant nothing.

My arm had been there tempting it, acting like bait, and now it was very real and just waiting for its chance to get me.

Luckily, jumping off the bed towards the door was easy, and I was able to turn down the heating. Getting back into bed without entering the danger zone was a little more tricky; I'm still getting to know this house and it was completely black in my room. So my wild leap onto where I hope my bed was ended up being very awkward as I scrambled to make sure I was under my doona before the monster caught me.

Still, I did make it through the rest of the night without any sign of it, and now in the light of day I can laugh at my foolishness, hahaha!

Climate Change

You know what I find fascinating?

No, I guess you wouldn't.

Here's a hint; it has something to do with climate change (as the title probably suggests).

Give up?

Too bad. I'm going to tell you anyway.

What I'm fascinated about is the sudden silence surrounding the whole climate change drama.

Oh, sure, there's still a little coverage about it in the media. But it's dramatically reduced from all of the hysterical fear mongering reports of very recent times.

It's not actually all that surprising though. It was very clear that the popularity of climate change was dying (or about to) when global warming was changed to climate change due to the cooling of the planet.

Let's face it, if you were one of the fools to jump on the global warming band wagon, screaming about how we have to change our ways if we didn't want the planet to heat up anymore, it has to be very difficult to suddenly start spouting the exact opposite without sounding like an idiot.

Well, more of an idiot.

The fact that the planet started cooling really did shut up a lot of the global warming fans.

It's hard to argue that the climate changes aren't natural when the climate suddenly does what you want it to.

But, many people were still dedicated in their cause (and let's give them credit for that). These people very quickly changed it from global warming to climate change (to cover the fact that the planet is now cooling, in case you haven't picked up on that).

Although once the name of the cause had been changed, the popularity dropped. I guess, because many people on the climate change (formerly global warming) band wagon decided to do a little research. I guess in doing their research they realized that climate change IS, in fact, NORMAL.

These people, not wanting to look like bigger idiots than they already did jumped off the band wagon.

Now there's very little media coverage about climate change. This is because there's less hysterical people spreading the fear.

And now governments can go back to focusing on policies that don't include trying to control the climate ... at least, not publicly (I'm sure there's more than a few governments out there who would love to be able to control the climate to control the world). And the climate change fear mongers now have to wait for the climate to start warming again, before they can once again spread their message of fear.