Mortein Naturgard

Sounds like a pretty cool product, right? Killing all of those disgusting bugs that we hate so much and without using all of those nasty chemicals that we also hate so much.

But it did get me to wondering how Mortein managed to create such a magical product using mostly nature. I mean, if they managed to can such an efficient and natural bug killer in a compressed gas form, why are there still so many bugs around annoying us and dirtying up our nice clean homes?

But then I noticed this:

Now, I don't know what plant based actives are. And after trying a few google searches, I can only assume that these plant based actives is in fact a typo, and what they really mean is "No plant based activities. Although, I don't really know what plant based activities has to do with killing those pesky insects or how Mortein would manage to can that in compressed gas form (which is probably where there's no plant based actives/activities.

Still, I thought that maybe the Mortein website could help me with this ... and it did help; Apparently the little disclaimer about the "No plant based actives" is accurate.

There's only one plant based active: pyrethrins, which comes from the pyrethrum flowers (thank you, google).

But apparently it's not all that, because right next to this statement is a ** disclaiming that there's also synthetic ingredients as well.

So apparently, there's no magical, natural ingredient/s that can just kill those annoying insects without the aid of those nasty synthetic ingredients. But then, anyone who's constantly complaining about insects would probably be aware of this, and wouldn't be foolish enough to buy this product.

After all, if there was there'd be no need to buy it.





http://www.mortein.com.au/product_nat_auto_ind_insect.php

Video Logs

I was thinking how much cooler would it be if I did video logs instead of these blogs?

I'd have to say pretty damn cool ... I was answering my own question just in case you were wondering.

But then I realized that these video logs, vlogs (what an ugly word) if you will, would get pretty boring if my vlogs were all in the same place (my lounge room) with me just prattling on about sweet fuck all.

I don't think I need to say it, but I will; LLLAAAAAAAAAME! (said in Shego's voice).

Yeah, no vlogging for me.

At least not yet.

I might just still do some vlogs in the future.

But only for something special, like road trips (or further). Then my vlogs might be more interesting. I'd at least have souveneers (I know that's spelt incorrectly!) to show the camera.

Sooo, until the future, my friends, keep on reading!