I have often wondered why the Vline drivers sometimes announce that the train will be running express from Melton to Bacchus Marsh, Bacchus Marsh to Ballan etc etc when it's very clear that there are no stops to stop at between those places.
Who would be foolish enough to think that they could take the train to a stop between Ballan and Ballarat?
But then it just occurred to me, the time travellers might not be aware that these stops don't exist at this time. The announcements about running express are for their benefit.
That's right, Vline is in collusion with the time travellers.
You'd think with time travellers Vline would manage to be punctual more often.
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Friday, August 10, 2012
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Devil Child!
On the train home today there was totally a devil child sitting in front of me.
Sure she may have looked like any other innocent small child. But that's just what she wants to to believe.
She wants to lull you into a false sense of security.
And then she attacks!
She had me completely fooled until she looked me right in the eye (through my polarised sunnies) and started to sway in time to the music on my iPod.
At first I thought it might be some kind of bizarre coincidence. So I surreptitiously skipped forward to the next song.
She started swaying in time to that song instead. Only now she was staring at me.
I have no idea what she had in mind, what she was trying to do. I was just very happy that the train pulled into Ballan and the devil child and her family got off. I was also very glad that she was seated in front of me instead of behind. There's no telling what evil she would've wrought if my back was to her. But that being said, I would've very much liked to have been sitting on the opposite end of the train to her.
But now she's Ballan's problem. Not mine. Although I might keep an eye on the local news just to keep track of any mysterious and/or weird happenings in the area. After all, Ballan isn't that far away from Ballarat.
Sure she may have looked like any other innocent small child. But that's just what she wants to to believe.
She wants to lull you into a false sense of security.
And then she attacks!
She had me completely fooled until she looked me right in the eye (through my polarised sunnies) and started to sway in time to the music on my iPod.
At first I thought it might be some kind of bizarre coincidence. So I surreptitiously skipped forward to the next song.
She started swaying in time to that song instead. Only now she was staring at me.
I have no idea what she had in mind, what she was trying to do. I was just very happy that the train pulled into Ballan and the devil child and her family got off. I was also very glad that she was seated in front of me instead of behind. There's no telling what evil she would've wrought if my back was to her. But that being said, I would've very much liked to have been sitting on the opposite end of the train to her.
But now she's Ballan's problem. Not mine. Although I might keep an eye on the local news just to keep track of any mysterious and/or weird happenings in the area. After all, Ballan isn't that far away from Ballarat.
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